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Smeagolized 

When someone smokes crack for way too long and their face begins to shrink from the top and the bottom. The end result looks just like Smeagol.
"Whoa you are one smeagolized crack head! Where are your teeth?!"
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smeagolize 

to make something creepy or deviated from what society deems normal
the young artist smeagolized the statue in the town square by cutting of the hand and adding a large claw holding intestines
smeagolize by lara monk October 5, 2003

Smeagolese 

A combination of Gollum’s name of origin, ‘Sméagol,’ and ‘legalese,’ Smeagolese is legal term to describe legal language that at first seems standard, but on deeper inspection, disguises a sinister and antisocial declaration.
While written deftly, Zuckerberg’s anti-DEI statement is simply Smeagolese to discount diversity as a strength and to increase wealth disparity.
Smeagolese by HoneyBooRad January 11, 2025
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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