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SIMPLIFE 

For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.
SIMPLIFE by Jeff D December 28, 2005

simplificate 

verb - the action of taking an answered that is simplified and extending the answer to the point of complete and utter obscurity, unreadable by anyone, yet still correct BS
I wanted to copy your answer without getting caught, so I simplificated it! Let's see the bastard catch me now!!
simplificate by beuk March 3, 2008

Simplifi 

BEST MUSICIAN ON THE PLANET! He likes EDM and the meatball sub from Subway.

Peep tha soundcloud: www.soundcloud.com/simplifi
Person 1: "Damn ho! Did you hear Simplifi's new album?"

Person 2: "Yeah bro! That shi was fye!"
Simplifi by opr8r March 25, 2021

snake-oil simplification

When someone oversimplifies a task in order to get your buy-in. This is something done typically by sales people in order to clinch a sale, or by software management in order to convince developers to assign small estimates to large and complicated tasks
That mgmt slide show was a total snake-oil simplification! When you think about it for a few minutes its clear that providing the functionality described will be a lot more complicated than just plugging component A into server B. Who agreed to the effort estimates on this anyway!?!? We're screwed man, we'll never make this date!

simplify 

fancy word to explain you want less
Marie: "Can you simplify your essay?"
Emma:"Sure I'll make it shorter."
simplify by ahahahahahahahahq February 17, 2020

simplificant

A whale's ability to hold its breath for long periods of time is a simplificant part of its ability to survive
simplificant by kirupa November 27, 2013