shitstare 

When you take a long stare at your poop because you want to see how big it is.

Whoa that shitstare exposed me to the biggest shit ever!

shitstare by fjfj December 19, 2007

shitscale 

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.

According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.

shitscale by jpg3 December 1, 2011

fred shitstain

A birth mark on the forhead.

Hey! That kid has a Fred Shitstain!

fred shitstain by OniFTW February 3, 2014

Shitmare 

When a person has a dream that causes him or her to shit themselves out of fear.

Dude, last night I had the worst shitmare ever! Not only did I have to clean my sheets but I also had to scrub it off the walls!

Shitmare by I-Am-Sketchy July 9, 2011

Shistar 

A word made by tana mongeu to insult James Charles, but now is a huge meme.

Tana: (mocking James) HI SHISTARSSS
James: I don’t talk like that!!!

Shistar by self.deprecating.jokes May 30, 2018

shitspresso 

1. Diarrhea

2. A hot, dark stream of fecal matter, ejected under high pressure, usually causing severe discomfort for the afflicted individual.

Terrance: Can I offer you some coffee, or a pastry?

Phillip: No, thanks. I have shitspresso.

shitspresso by Zoiks El Presidente November 13, 2010

Shitscapes 

A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.

When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.

His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.

Shitscapes by Maxchillen September 13, 2016