punce 

1. punce (noun)
a person who is naturally very poor at something:

2. puncist (noun)
a person who purposefully and deliberately does something poorly, but is actually good at it:

3. puncing
the act of deliberately doing something poorly:

1. "You punce, you'll never be good at singing!" or "He's a punce, he can't do anything well."

2. "British star Les Dawson was an accompished pianist, but had a comedy performance of hitting incorrect notes. He was a puncist"

3. "Johnny was puncing about at playing pool so he could hustle for bigger money"

punce by MarkW July 31, 2008

Punce 

Something or someone that is weak.

1) You don't have a sub woofer so your sound system is puncey. This is just something you will have to accept, for now.

2) I made your friend annoyed enough to go home just from calling him/her a punce, I guess I was right.

3) We were moving bricks all day, I was lifting ten at a time but my friend could only manage four at a time, such a punce.

Punce by Blueberry-Muffin April 18, 2010

Punce 

Someone who never stops aiming high.

Adrian is quite a Punce.. all they do is aim high, never thinking realistically!

Punce by Sir Beatnik July 5, 2021

punce 

An mildly offensive word used in conversations to replace such words as 'shit' etc...

"That Mr. Smith teacher, he's a bloody punce!"

or

"Those blokes outside the resteraunt are punces for looking at us like that!"

punce by Reuben December 21, 2003

punce 

bi-sexual or gay fag (or somebody who looks gay)

god Andre... such a punce

punce by Tim April 13, 2006

Punce 

Someone whos acts like a total loser.
Someone that stuffs up everything in the most idiotic way.
It's another word for retard :)

Mum: do you have a boyfriend yet?
Me: shut up punce

Punce by ISF February 5, 2010

Punce 

1. One who often makes a fool of him/herself in public on purpose.
2. Moron who often wants attention, hence he/she will do something idiotic.
3. Jackass

Joe was such a Punce when he smacked himself with his history book.

Punce by Teamar July 29, 2008