pseudohero

(Commonly found in U.S. Military U.S. Air Force) can be described as the following; one who takes credit for subordinates actions, falsifies official documents but would have other pseudoheroes "verify" the non-existent act took place, lives by the phrase "do as I say, not as I do", lacks even a cunt hair of integrity, lives within a self-sustaining psychological world of lies, proudly wears underserved medals and pretends to be an actual hero.

Can you believe that pseudohero put his own award package in for a Bronze Star?

pseudohero by Willey85 September 26, 2010

pseudoexoneration 

A term indicating a false and mistakenly applied vindication of wrongdoing.

Stay tuned to the Trumpshow as this pseudoexoneration is hollow and the Trumpsters’ victory dance, premature.

pseudoexoneration by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019

pseudomerican 

1. a Puerto Rican
2. a resident or citizen of territory governed by the United States but not granted congressional voting representation

Although Puerto Ricans are U.S. citizens, they are pseudomericans as islanders cannot vote in U.S. Presidential elections.

pseudomerican by KRE12 December 28, 2011

Halo PseudoPro 

A person in just about any Halo game(more recently Halo:Reach) who is of a high rank, yet is terrible, immature, a squeaker, talks too much shit, uses detachable turrets, rushes power weapons, betrays teammates for said power weapons, or overall is just a bad player of Halo. This mostly pertains to Reach since the rank of the player is determined by the amount of overall time the player has achieved in multiplayer(credit-based ranking system.)
Most PseudoPros usually boost, either by full-party methods or by challenge boosting. In other Halo games like Halo 3 it can be detected by people who brag about armor, achievements, or anything really.

Basically, if you run into a Halo PseudoPro, please for the love of god, do not friend request them just because they are a Forerunner/50/have all achievements. Also, do not pay any attention to their unnecessary teabags/hate messages/general asshole behavior. They just want attention since their mom/transvestite dad stopped breastfeeding them.

Me: I ran into a Halo PseudoPro today, all he did was teabagand brag about his Hayabusa armor, even though the year is 2011 and everyone who has the campaign disc has it. Friend: wow someone like that must just have a tiny dick/enflamed cliteris and feels like they need attention, what an asshole.

Halo PseudoPro by ExplosiveSoap August 6, 2011

Pseudonecrophile 

its abit like necrophilia (having an attraction to corpses and fucking them)
But the people are still alive but they dress up to get the "dead" feeling.
and bath in freezing water to get the cold feeling when fucking them, aha !

theres a band on myspace called Pseudonecrophile.
search them :)

Pseudonecrophile by Lornastar April 18, 2007

Pseudopedophile 

Someone who is a pedophile, but not really.

that guys is into DDLG, he's a pseudopedophile

Pseudopedophile by holo456 October 9, 2018

Pseudohemian 

Someone with an upper middle class background and a well-paying job that adopts all the affectations of the bohemian urban living as a superficial cover for his/her truly entitled self.

Parker: Wanna go to the Arts District tonight? I got an invite for the opening of the gastropub run by the chef from the organic single source Bolivian schnitzel craft truck.

Logan: What? I'm so over that whole pseudohemian scene. Can we just get real tacos from a real Mexican restaurant with real margaritas? You know, like real people used to do?
Parker: Ya, I guess you're right. I'm kinda done pretending how much I like Moscow Mules so much better in a copper mug anyway.

wannabe posester poser fake vacuous product-laden frontier beard disc earring pour over avocado toast

Pseudohemian by The Original Tankboy June 23, 2017