pornophile 

An afficionado of adult entertainment.

"Hey Janet, could we move the sales meeting to the conference room? The pornophile across from my office is watching a three-way on his widescreen."

"It's nine thirty in the morning."

"It's porno, Janet, not gin."

pornophile by Harris Bergstein December 19, 2006

pornophile 

A pedophile that makes/watches porn from the children that they molest.

Ewww! Get that pornophile away from my child!

pornophile by TheHarryPotterNinja May 2, 2010

Pornophilaholic 

It's when you love porn, breathe porn, eat porn, masturbate at porn and porn porn.

-Hamed: Man I think I'm pornophilaholic...
-James: lol what? How do you know that?
-Hamed: Well, I watched like 8GB of porn. And it was this morning, before even taking my breakfast.
-James: What the fuck...

Pornophilaholic by #Hole May 9, 2010

pogonophile 

Someone who has pogonophilia and loves beards, or finds a man with a beard more physically attractive than a man without a beard.

*Man with clean shave walks into room*
Woman without pogonophilia: "Finally - there's a cutie."
Woman with pogonophilia (pogonophile): "Hmm... he's cute, maybe."
*Man with beard walks into room*

Woman with pogonophilia: "Now that's a man."
Woman without pogonophilia: "What about food getting stuck in it?"
*Woman with pogonophilia is already talking to man with beard*

pogonophile by Chopper7775 May 26, 2014

Penophile 

Someone who has an intense love for pens. Not to be confused with pedophile.

A penophile is anyone who knows the name and brand of their most and least favorite pens.

Penophile by shyder April 17, 2009

prophile 

Someone who has an unsettling obsession with looking at the social networking profiles of others.

Being a prophile, he spent many hours looking at the profiles of people he didn't know on Facebook.

prophile by Sparky, OBE July 5, 2010

Penophile 

Someone who is overly fond of pens. They collect pens that are very particular about the pens they use. A person who goes around the office picking up other people's pens.

Wow Karley is such a penophile, she dipped with my best pens at the meeting!

Penophile by MiamiManny November 12, 2019