porn muffin 

When you stick an eating utensil into a corn muffin and make sexual noises.

Dude I was eating a corn muffin and I stuck my fork and BOOM. it became a porn muffin.

porn muffin by Shlop November 18, 2014

Hot Studly Porn Muffin 

This guy is super hot with a huge dong. He is amazing with women and has gorgeous eyes. I decided to make a word for him on UD because he is so super cool. I rode him and he pounded my ass last night. I came 3 times.

Every girl would be lucky to have a hot studly porn muffin.

Hot Studly Porn Muffin guys get to pound really hot chicks.

Hot Studly Porn Muffin by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

poonmuffin 

a girls vagina when she is overly large and her vagina hangs over her underwear resembling a muffin

ew gross i bet that ones a poonmuffin!

poonmuffin by DOUG LEIKUM May 14, 2006

poonmuffin 

a twinkie

he went to the store to buy some poonmuffins.

poonmuffin by jesse merriman May 12, 2003