poontoast

Poontoast; the breakfast of champions.

Coach Bergman: Why can't you throw a shot-put more than three fuckin' feet?
Kid: I'm not feeling to good today....
Bergman: Well, then you should've have Poontoast; it's the breakfast of champions!

by bizilnizl May 8, 2008

Pornotastic

A description for someone good looking enough to be in a decent porno.

Person 1: Wow check out that girl over there! She's hot!

Person 2: Yeah she's pornotastic!

by gamer999 January 7, 2009

poontash

The pubic hair of a woman, which can resemble a moustache.

yes it definitely can.

'...so i shaved her poontash....kinky stuff....'

by LIAM SHOT SADDAM January 9, 2008

poontata

The lady parts; the va-jay-jay; the coochie snoocher: a girl's girl.

"When I went to Encinada,

I ate a big frittata;

and after the tostada,

I had one too many of the colada;

so I was feelin' kinda hotta,

and smoked some big ol' potta,

followed by some lovin' male enchilada;

so at the end of Encinada, I had an STD'd poontata." -CMD

by m-cat-whodat? August 22, 2009

Pootastic

Something that is fantastically shitty

You just recieved a speeding fine! 'Oh just pootastic'

Aren't you happy it is time for work! 'well how Pootastic for me'

by propart June 8, 2009

pooptastic

1. The amazing feeling one gets after taking a massive poo which makes the person feel great.

1. I had the most pooptastic feeling last night.

by The masters of the poo July 25, 2006

poonboat

This term is used for who rides the poon most often they are also referred to as captain.

"I'm the captain of the poonboat". -Kael C.

by Jakemon00 July 26, 2017