plachta 

to laser talk someone to the point where earbleeding may occur. To repeat stories or phrases just so you know that everyone on earth knows you said it. To be totally plutonic with a girl so that she will regard you as a girlfriend and not a man, forsaking your manhood and the existance of your penis.

Dude, he's so gay, he's plachta.
That guy is like plachta, no way he's getting a bid.
Mike plachta has a baby dick.

plachta by Poopy pants January 19, 2005

plachta 

When you take copious swigs of alcohol (rum,vodka,whatever) in front of a crowd of people for the delight of all. Gargling said beverage is also advised to enhance the crowd appeal.

-"Man, did you see him plachta that rum in front of the cop?"
-"Yeah, at least we got her to take her clothes off for him"
-"Ah... I love Panama City"

plachta by John January 9, 2005

plachta pack 

n.- A twelve pack of beer and a diet coke. The diet coke is used to provide energy to the drinker so that he can finish his entire twelve pack.

Jennings came out of Mac's with a plachta pack and his friends laughed at him.

plachta pack by Pearce Mathews July 12, 2006

plachuta 

Completely unacceptable, contemptible, undesirable, pathetic; common; boring; socially or intellectually substandard.

"That restaurant was plachuta! What a dump!"

"This hotel is plachuta. I won't even set foot in that room!"

"Who are those plachuta people? Did you see how they were dressed?"

"Look, you are just being plachuta!"

plachuta by Caviar Boy May 17, 2009

plactation 

When you lactate from your lips because you haven't properly brushed your teeth since about 8 or 9 years old, now plaque trickles from your teeth through your lips and down your chin.

"Jesus, that guy was plactating all over his own face, it was trickling everywhere."

"I plactated all night long"
lactating plaque through your face orifices

He, she, we, plactate
"did you see that guys face, total plactation"

plactation by porkobobbo October 13, 2022

Peachtacular

The state of being peachier than peachily peachable.

"How is your lovely face this morning?"
"Just peachy. (: &yours?"
"Peachtacular"

Peachtacular by Ethanlovesunicorns May 16, 2010

Poachtato 

A plain, dry, poached potato with the skin peeled.

"Can you cook me up a Poachtato, honey?"

Poachtato by EthanTheComposer July 10, 2018