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Lays Plastiqué la Moose 

East Berlin delicasy that is delicatessen cured meat, typically salami, with heavily processed fromage and a sweet paprika crunch topping. Ingredients can typically be gotten from any local corner shop, prepared and warmed on a household radiator. A great accompaniment to a dry pastry and seaweed non sausage roll.
Amazingly, Susie managed to evade airport security and make the flight. After copious amounts of Jack Daniels, she was delighted when Stuart carefully prepared her Lays Plastiqué la Moose for supper.

pisstified 

The state of being completely pissed off at someone, and yet also mystified at how that person can possibly be that excruciatingly upsetting, socially inappropriate and clueless to their affect on the world.
Ex: I am completely pisstified at my boss for asking me to clean out the refrigerator that is filled with black mold.
pisstified by alohadice June 4, 2014

Possiquential 

The possible consequence in video games given to someone for "pwning" them during gameplay. (for payback)
You headshot your friend in Call of Duty and your friend respawns and does something awesome to kill you back. "Dude that was so possiquential, you had it coming."
Possiquential by ncredobul November 28, 2009

plastique 

1.(n.) A soft explosive putty that is used for combustive, pinpoint purposes. More resilient to extreme temperatures than regular explosives.
2.Expression for "plastic explosives".
C-4, a widely known plastique, is often used by Spec-Ops, Green Berets and Navy SEALs.
plastique by Smkngmgc December 27, 2004

Pipotique 

Pipo comes from the french "pipeau" (small flute).
-The art of talking a long time without saying anything.
-The use of Powerpoint (also named PowerPipo).
Ce cours de Génie Industriel, c'est que de la putain de pipotique!
Pipotique by Dodji August 30, 2008

pisstide 

The effect in any Men's Bathroom that happens in front of each toilet, especially in public restrooms, bars, or sporting events. Once one drop of urine hits the floor in front of a toilet, each individual that uses that toilet stands further back, thus adding more urine to the tide. Eventually the tide comes in further and further that each and every individual male stands so far from the toilet as to avoid getting the pisstide on their shoes, pants, etc., that it is socially acceptable for the last 3 to 4 seconds of their urination to land nowhere near the urinal and blatantly on the floor/pisstide area.
We got to the bar about 9pm last night, and the bathroom was spotless. Then the pisstide started coming in about 11pm. I had to take a deuce near midnight, but no way was I getting sucked in by the pisstide. I'm not going home all wet.
pisstide by jjstang May 19, 2009