piano man

A song by Billy Joel about why we live our lives the way we do.

The piano sounds like a carnival
and the microphone smells like a beer
They sit and the bar and put bread in my jar
and say 'Man, what are you doing here?'

Piano man.

by SalientAlien September 5, 2005

Piano Man

A Nic-Name For The GREATEST Singer/Songwriter Ever Billy Joel

Billy Joel is well know by meny of his fans as (The) Piano Man.

by Billy Joel Fan January 20, 2005

Piano Man

The signature song (and nickname) of the American musician Billy Joel.

Sing us a song, you're the Piano Man
Sing us a song tonight

We're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 19, 2021

piano man

Piano Man ain't about Long Island faggots!!!!!

It's about L.A. you stupid conservative wannabe-Bronxite assholes!!!!

by Rizzoto January 6, 2005

The Piano Man

A character in a murder mystery game who dies as a result of, most likely, poisoning. Alias- Dennis Chase. Also guilty of anal rape.

Dennis Chase, the Piano Man, ass raped me when I was leaning in my car to get my cigarettes!

by Wooly Willy June 10, 2008

poor man's piano

A bowl of beans.

Very old expression.

For dinner, William had a poor man's piano. After dinner, he seranaded the railroad gang.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

pianoman

A nickname given to that weird guy who is just insanely good on the piano who despite his weirdness is capable of bringing men to tears and women to orgasm through his playing. Derived from the the Billy Joel song of the same name.

Guy: Who invited that weirdo?
Girl: It's cool. It's just pianoman.
Guy: sweet. Hey man do you know how to play (insert song title) ?

by Pianoman102283 March 30, 2009