peckometer 

some really attractive person that really makes a guy get a hard on. a penis reaction

man, she is so sexing I have got really got mega hard on. she rate a 110 on my peckometer! Man my penis is so hard Or. she is so gross, my peckometer rates less than zero.

peckometer by dilberry July 15, 2006

pedometer

pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you

oh no! the pedometer is beeping. lets get out of here

pedometer by lschi1 March 31, 2015

pedometer

A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.

"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."

pedometer by va1erio December 14, 2008

Pedometer

Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.

To Kyle's delight, his pedometer allerted him that it was prime time to be at the local swingsets.

Pedometer by JoeCoolJRRT July 11, 2010

Pedometer

Pedo-Meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you pass.

My pedometer reached 314 today during my 2 mile jog through the park.

Pedometer by Camille Sterling January 11, 2010

penometer

The official ANSI intrument for measuring penis length and girth

penometer by Cornwallis September 17, 2003

pedometer

1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n - an instrument that is required by the National Police Defense Foundation to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the approximate distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. Upon being the 39.37 U.S. inches away from a prepubescent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective authorities.

After charges of pedophilia, John was equiped with a pedometer to better secure the safety of children.

pedometer by violetist August 21, 2009