A very distinguished major league baseball player with over
500 career home runs who lacks the ability to obtain an
erection without the good ol' purple
pill we all know and love. You've probably seen him on their commercials.
Before Viagra came around,
Rafael Palmeiro hit 300 home runs and had over 1000 RBIs, but he never scored.
Dave: "So how was
Jenny last night? That girl is bangin'. Did you beat it up?"
Jack: "Nope. I smoked too much of the reefer and ended up pulling a Rafael Palmeiro."
Dave: "Don't worry man, you're probably just gay."