Palmerston

A city located in Australia, Northern Territory, just outside of Darwin. While many people are forced to live in Palmerston due to sky rocketing housing prices in Darwin, Palmerston in it's own right is a breeding ground for white trash and has become known as the ghetto of the Northern Territory. In Palmerston it is advised that you take some form of armament to defend your self from drunken Itinerants and car jackings as Palmerston has the highest rate of crime in all of Australia combined. Also home to many rev heads and V8 bogans.

"Before going to Palmerston I had to get the keys to my gun safe and put on a bullet proof vest, while my brother was calling 1800-RENT-A-TANK just to be safe and incase we needed backup"

"Hey did you see all those pregnant fourteen year olds at the Palmerston Bus Depot. They had like forty five year old husbands and their daughter(s) was also fertilized by the same farther. The daughter was also pregnant expecting a miscarriage that day after being hit by the farther"

Palmerston by Chilz0r August 27, 2005

Palmerston North 

A small swamp located on the west coast of the north island of New Zealand.
Home of great music.Not much else but swamp.

Where are we?
Palmerston North!
*Groans*

Palmerston North by Thrushbeard March 9, 2005

Palmerston North 

A small village that thinks of itself as a city, whilst full of people who are back-wards thinking farmers that are totally up themselves.

Palmerston North kid: The new shopping centre is fucking awesome!

Auckland kid: lmfao

Palmerston North by hi im me February 18, 2011

Palmerston Moving 

Palmerston Moving is a moving company with white gloves service. Located in Canada, it mainly serves Toronto and GTA

I hired Palmerston Moving to make my move

Palmerston Moving by Dromedalio October 21, 2020

Palmerton 

Okay. Where do I even start. I dont even consider Palmerton a town because of how small it is. Its more of a village where all the rednecks come out of their cottages and roam the town. You have the children who like to suck eachother off any minute they have. Theyre like flytraps. Out of womb and already wanting that booty. Then you have the highschoolers who vape eachothers spinal fluids. They also have sex any chance they get. Then you have the low-income adults. Most have 5 kids and counting, and the ladies have different dads for each kid. Fathers are usually the fat rednecks that live at Joey B's and go to Country Harvest to get Zimmermans and a dose of advil because they cant handle taking care of their crack head kids. Lastly, you have the random hobos that show up out of no where and lick eachothers asscracks for a lollipop.

"Palmerton is filled with disease infested crackheads who blow eachother for a lollipop"

Palmerton by BreadLoaf666 December 19, 2018

Palmerton, PA 

An incredibly incestuous redneck shithole in the gem of Pennsylvania, Carbon County. It's named after some asshole who destroyed the environment to get some sunscreen metal. In this town, children average 6 and a half feet tall due to genetic mutations caused by generations of inbreeding. It is most notable for the disturbing lack of any other ethnic group, because pretty much everyone there is legitimately racist. However, despite intense homophobia, people also are immensely gay at the same time and highly enjoy drugs and normie memes.

Some Guy: Hey, Dave, wanna go to Palmerton?
Dave: No thanks I like not being the only one who isn't fucking my sister.

In Palmerton, PA Spics, Chinks, and Queers are about as scarce as a relationship that isn't between two first cousins.

Palmerton, PA by Niger Tits May 16, 2017

Palmerton 

A small inbred town in Pennsylvania where the women have mustaches and allow their foopahs to hang proudly. The men in this town have greasy and/or no hair, crooked teeth, and can be found mostly during the night at their local park using heroin. Every month the inhabitants of this hell hole meet near the middle of town and worship the statue of a donkey while drinking and shouting anti-semitic slurs at each other. Palmerton's most redeeming feature is the abandoned zinc plant that went out of commission in 1980 when it completely annihilated the miles of forests that once surrounded the town.

Steve: You got any heroin?
Jim: Yea, as soon as we are done admiring all the dead trees and the moon-like landscape surrounding Palmerton due to their lack of environmental responsibility we can shoot up.

Palmerton by Mr. Pennsylvania February 28, 2009