Palmeros
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Palmeresque
Origin: Derived from Cincinnati Bengals Quarterback Carson Palmer's performance during the 2010-2011 NFL season.
1) (a person or behavior) full confusion and bewilderment
2) Failing at the worst possible time.
3) Failing spectacularly at the end.
4) Rapid regression.
5) (a person or thing) with all the tools to succeed, but continually falls short time and time again.
1) (a person or behavior) full confusion and bewilderment
2) Failing at the worst possible time.
3) Failing spectacularly at the end.
4) Rapid regression.
5) (a person or thing) with all the tools to succeed, but continually falls short time and time again.
Bill: Wow, Tom just did it AGAIN -- He's been talking to that girl all night, but just as she was about to give him her number, he spilled his beer all over her boobs. She looks stunned and is walking away -- I think Tom's crying.
Harry: Yes, it's pathetic. Palmeresque, even.
Harry: Yes, it's pathetic. Palmeresque, even.
Palmeresque by sb7 December 8, 2010
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Palmerston
A city located in Australia, Northern Territory, just outside of Darwin. While many people are forced to live in Palmerston due to sky rocketing housing prices in Darwin, Palmerston in it's own right is a breeding ground for white trash and has become known as the ghetto of the Northern Territory. In Palmerston it is advised that you take some form of armament to defend your self from drunken Itinerants and car jackings as Palmerston has the highest rate of crime in all of Australia combined. Also home to many rev heads and V8 bogans.
"Before going to Palmerston I had to get the keys to my gun safe and put on a bullet proof vest, while my brother was calling 1800-RENT-A-TANK just to be safe and incase we needed backup"
"Hey did you see all those pregnant fourteen year olds at the Palmerston Bus Depot. They had like forty five year old husbands and their daughter(s) was also fertilized by the same farther. The daughter was also pregnant expecting a miscarriage that day after being hit by the farther"
"Hey did you see all those pregnant fourteen year olds at the Palmerston Bus Depot. They had like forty five year old husbands and their daughter(s) was also fertilized by the same farther. The daughter was also pregnant expecting a miscarriage that day after being hit by the farther"
Palmerston by Chilz0r August 27, 2005
Palmerston North
A small swamp located on the west coast of the north island of New Zealand.
Home of great music.Not much else but swamp.
Home of great music.Not much else but swamp.
Palmerston North by Thrushbeard March 9, 2005
Palmeroy
An over-the-pants hand job.
The most embarrassing sexual favor one can receive. It is far inferior to masturbation in ever way.
commonly given to those without the ability to close deals, some claim to find it enjoyable. This is simply because they know no better, those sad, sad virgins.
The most embarrassing sexual favor one can receive. It is far inferior to masturbation in ever way.
commonly given to those without the ability to close deals, some claim to find it enjoyable. This is simply because they know no better, those sad, sad virgins.
"so did you finally hookup with Slutface McVaginason last night?"
"nope, I got a Palmeroy. STILL ROCKIN THAT V-CARD!"
"I just got a Palmeroy. Looks like i'm gonna sobberbate tonite!!"
"nope, I got a Palmeroy. STILL ROCKIN THAT V-CARD!"
"I just got a Palmeroy. Looks like i'm gonna sobberbate tonite!!"
Palmeroy by HELP!POLICE! May 7, 2012
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.