one eyed yogurt slinger 

the male peepee in which he jizzes out of his "one eye" (meaning his wee wee.)

"oh man i touched chads one eyed yogurt slinger last night"

one eyed yogurt slinger by latisha bonquiqui December 13, 2013

one eyed purple yogurt slinger 

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.

She was suckin on my one eyed purple yogurt slinger last night man.

one eyed purple yogurt slinger by Rhyno February 13, 2004

one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger

It's a term for a friggin' dick. Penis. Schlong.

"Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"

one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger by Kay-Cizzle April 24, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by chaseathon! September 22, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger 

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006