obesient

complying with or submissive to obesity; obedient to one's over-consumption of food

En route to work, the man attempted to drive past McDonald's. Sadly, he was too obesient to the ways of fatness, and pulled into the drive-thru.

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Obedient Bitch

A bitch that obeys and serves her males without a complaint.

Male: Go get me a Fillet Mignon, Medium Rare, pepper flaked, with a side of asparagus.

OB: Yes, master.

Male: What an obedient bitch!

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When you accidentally eat a large amount of food in one sitting without realizing.

Oops! I had an obesident. I ate the whole bag of chips!

Obesident by mikezpizza February 17, 2019

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A small wind easy to manipulate magically. Used for bypassing magical nexuses by spreading their threads until the gap is big enough to walk through.

I used an Obedient Breath to spread the threads farther apart, too subtle to trigger it.

Obedient Breath by Kwing October 29, 2009

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Obedient Sperm Receptacle

An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.

Poor Renee, she's just an obedient sperm receptacle for him!

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a good obedient prostitute dosen't care what you do to her billy

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The state of being of an average dog when you have a Slim Jim snack you are about to give them. A state of undivided attention.

Apollo was so Slim Jim obedient that he could perform any demand you asked him to do.

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