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The state of having less than the usual quantity of nuts, ergo a person of exceeding cowardice. Derived from the popular candy bar jingle "Almond Joys got nuts, mounds don't"
Dude stop being a total mounds and get with Nick's mom.
mounds by Derek tha obso1337 September 27, 2005
Words you can keep
almand joys got nuts, mounds don't.
mounds by marta January 23, 2005
Stop nudging my mounds with your knee!
mounds by HyperBlue January 28, 2009

Mounds of Joy 

A lovely set of breasts. To each his own, but big or small, we love them all.
I buried my face in her mounds of joy.

She took off her top and her mounds of joy were busting from her bra.

Your mum has some incredible mounds of joy.

I latched onto her mounds of joy and suckled like a newborn.
Mounds of Joy by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Mounds View High School 

A school filled with 99% white people and no culture. 49% are all Fuckboys named Chad or Alex. The other 50% consists of sluts named Lindsey or Jessica. And that tiny 1% consists of people with culture who are begging to go to Irondale High school. I forgot to say this, but they are all Republican pothead clout chasers.
That guy is white and racist, he must be from Mounds View High school

Mounds Bar 

This act starts by rubbing coconut oil on a penis and a hand job. This is followed by chocolate syrup which is rubbed on to mix with the coconut oil. This is continued by giving a blow job. Once the man ejaculates, it is a tasty mixture of cum, chocolate, and coconut.
Dang baby, let me finish this meal off with a Mounds Bar.
I'm craving a sweet treat from you; can I have a Mounds Bar?
Mounds Bar by chickensmama May 10, 2014

Mounds View High School 

The school with 99% white people. The school has all fuckboys named either Josh or Alex. The sluts, I mean girls, I take that back I do mean sluts are all named either Lindsey or Jessica. It is full of a bunch of Republican pot heads with no culture living off of their parent’s money.
That kid is white and racist, ohhh he must be from Mounds View High School
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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