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masturbation roladex 

The mental process one employs to catalog sights, sounds and smells within the confines of their brain's memory center so they can be recalled as needed to provide additional stimulus to heighten one masturbatory experience. This allows for more expedient retrieval of the images so they can be inserted at the appropriate time and place in the fantasy, as captured or embellished by the user, to optimize their expression of self love.
As Julie assisted Michael with the preparation for his medical tests, she filed the image of his glowing alabaster skin and thick, manly pelt in her masturbation roladex for later use when she was alone in bed with her favorite playtoy, a roll of Brawny paper towels and a 12 pack of Duracells.
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masturbation roladex 

A Porno magazine ! What else?
After I take a big shit, I'll woop out the masturbation roladex and shine some pages.
masturbation roladex by choug October 13, 2006

masturbation rolodex 

All of the people you would like to have (and/or have had)
sex with, any of which can be selected to fantasize about while masturbating.
I picked Maria from the masturbation rolodex last night

masturbation rolodex 

referring to the memory of any past sexual experiences that are worthy of masturbating to at a future time.

or

discussing how a sexual experience was so exceptional that it will be remembered fondly of and kept in the memory bank.
That girl was incredible. I'm going to have to store that away in my masturbation rolodex.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026