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Fat;uneducated;mentaly incapable, having unusually large fat nipples; may be refered to as someones face
God, your such a freaking fat niped kroetch.
Kroetch by TMAS January 2, 2006
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kretched 

to get so fucked up you can't get into any bars
yo this chick got so kretched on her 21st she couldnt get in anywhere
kretched by programous October 21, 2010

Kretchfoop 

One of the greatest characters in NHL Hitz 2002. He plays on the Greys, which is one of the unlockable teams. NHL Hitz 2002 still stands as one of the greatest XBox games ever. Anyone good at NHL Hitz will play with the Greys.
''Kretchfoop with the painful body check!''
Kretchfoop by Kovatcmm March 4, 2010
I cool toy from the game Postal 2 which is a yellow ball sack with a face, and says witty things when you press him like "Daddy said only he can touch me like that".
Krotchy: "Mama said dont touch me there"
Krotchy by Krotchy May 1, 2004

Krotch Buddy 

A fellow male who is concerned with the safety of his buddy's scrotum.

Remind your buddy publicly that he is your "krotch buddy." Remind him in front of girls.
The krotch buddy protected him by deflecting the golf ball aimed at his scrotum.
Krotch Buddy by flying10 February 16, 2007