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intellectual porn 

Intellectual porn is a song audio video or image that is so stimulating and addictive to the mind that it can be considered a form of mind porn. Examples include documentaries, conspiracy theory shows, alternative news station, humour websites and the like. Example A in conversation: hey did you see that new JFK conspiracy theory documentary? It makes me view it in a whole new light. Friend: lay off the intellectual porn already . 2nd definition: just like actual porn, it can be so addicting that it makes people lose track of time and forget of other tasks they need to do like sleep and go to school or work
Friend A: hey man did you see that new 9/11 documentary? I had no idea that there was a third building that went down that day. What was in it? Friend B: dude, you got an essay due tomorrow. Lay off the intellectual porn and get your school work done.
intellectual porn by ParadiserNL November 24, 2013
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intelectual porn 

A movie or and/or any literature with highly original and complex theorys or concepts of fiction or otherwise that handle, but are not limited to, paradox's or alternate realities, that cause you to contemplate the presented material for at least a half hour after viewing, thus causing you to intelectually masterbate.
yeah.. it was SUCH an intelectual porn
intelectual porn by Beeaanzzz August 8, 2010

Intellectual Pornography 

A piece of writing that is so partisan, so indifferent to ordinary standards of truth, that it isn't even propaganda. It's not attempting to convince other people, or even to strengthen and bolster the faithful. It only exists to excite the believer, in the crudest possible way; it plays to arguments so shallow they can only occur in the privacy of one's own head without mortifying embarrassment. In other words, the intellectual version of pornography.
The article on Benghazi is so full of intellectual pornography that everyone at Fox News is going to braingasm when they read it.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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