fatcident 

An accident or injury that would have not normally occurred if you were not so fat.

Threw out my back brushing my teeth, fatcident. Broke the lawn chair when I sat in it, fatcident.

fatcident by BigMack January 24, 2014

Factcident 

The act of accidentally sharing an embarrassing fact about someone.

Man 1: "Dude, Carley has herpes ."
Man 2: "Are you just being a dick or was that a factcident?"
Man 1: "I factcidentally said that for sure."

dude carley herpes fact accident

Factcident by Lil Doozy June 14, 2010

Fappcident 

An accident involving jizzums.

Tom: Did you see that fappcident?
Bill: Yea, its a real mess.

Fappcident by jbawesomesticks October 11, 2016

fatcide 

Committing suicide by deliberate overindulgence in greasy fast food.

Stiv comitted fatcide yesterday.

fatcide by Mr. Omega September 2, 2006

Fapcident

When your unholy fap time is destroyed by your bed,chair,parents,children,etc.

person1:hey man,what's up?You don't look good.

Person2:Yea man,I had a terrible fapcident yesterday and since then my gf stopped talking to me.

Fapcident by rastafap May 7, 2013

Faxident 

1. When you dial a wrong number, or some dials your line in error, and hear the screech of a fax machine attempting data transmission.
2. When your fax transmittal doesn't go through.

I just got an earful of fax noise. Must've been a faxident.

Faxident by LRK June 11, 2006

flaccident 

A play on words "flaccid" and "accident".

I heard she can't even get your herring up since your last flaccident.

flaccident by txkd April 28, 2019