fappot 

A loser in a community/conversation.

Bro shut up rn, you're being a fappot.

fappot by khicantu? March 6, 2021

Fappopotamus 

Also known as the Fap King. The Fappopotamus typically resides in the Fap Cave. Leaving only to forage for food and water. The Fappopotamus lives only to Fap.

Justin, the Fappopotamus, can be heard fapping in the fap cave, all day long. Sometimes late at night when it is really quiet... you can hear the Fappopotamus... fapping... fap fap fap

Fappopotamus by Dark Phantom December 12, 2012

Fappetite

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The desire to fap.

I worked up a big fappetite watching Bill's sister play tennis.

Fappetite by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005

farpotshket 

Completely ruined as a result of attempts to fix a minor imperfection.

Don't try to fix that tiny smudge! You will make the entire painting farpotshket!

farpotshket by Xardov November 13, 2011

fappity fap fap 

To masturbate extremely fast. This term can only be used with a male. Female term would be "schlickity schlick schlick."

Maurice, what is your favorite activity?

Why, of course, fappity fap fapping!

fappity fap fap by Mikere November 22, 2013

fappo 

War cry declared right before collision with an object. Similar to "cowabunga," "oh shit" and that George of the Jungle yell which-I'll-be-damned-if-I-can-spell-out.

The term was made famous on the internet by a photoshopped Spider-Man comic strip in which our hero mistakes an overturned truck for his long-term arch-nemesis and proceeds to assault the truck by rope-swinging straight into the side of it.

Spidey: "My doctor's retarded. I don't have a brain tumor...say, if it isn't my old arch-nemesis, a truck!"

Narr: SPIDER-MAN GIVES CHASE!

(Spider-Man swings down toward the truck)

Spidey: "Fappo!"

(Spider-Man collides with truck)

fappo by Siegfried Zaga May 22, 2005

Fappetizer 

Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.

I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.

Fappetizer by 011000110 April 13, 2015