coul 

Cool Soul

Somewhat of a jazzy itiration of soul but Coul works best when it gets stolen.

Initally birthed by Master LOLinstigator, when he expressed his feelings for times when monsters, or White Mages steal his Coul.

Gil Sellers also sell Couls. Square Enix have stated not a word to this illegality due to the writ of Microsoft Sam's tchdvdxtche.

(Microsoft Sam Copyright Microsoft 20XX)

Demon PWN starts casting COUL drain on Mrcoffee
Mrcoffee receives the status of soul-less
<Mrcoffee> omg Nub'ed

P1: Dude you Coul man you coul
P2: Jazz brethern!

coul by Aerwyn November 7, 2006

coul 

cum on you later!

O:dude i gotta run...COUL!

A:COUL? me?

O:yea why not?

A:you don't COUL your bud dude!

O:whatever...i didn't want to COUL you anyway...bitch

coul by Grossologist June 9, 2009

vari coul 

Very Cool

this dude is vari coul

vari coul by itzcalo June 22, 2022

The Day We Could Have Stopped It! 

The Day We Could Have Stopped It! —

Experts are warning AI could lead to human extinction. Are we taking it seriously enough?

On May 31st 2023 we could have stopped it. We knew we could have stopped it; but, we didn’t.

And, at some point “Skynet” will become “self aware”.

And while we’re at it, if we ever find any extraterrestrial life forms, we shouldn’t bring it onto a ship; or bring it to planet earth.

I’ve seen the movies. These things never end well.

Wednesday May 31st 2023: The Day We Could Have Stopped It!” — scientist are warning that proposed Artificial Intelligence technology could cause the extinction of the human race.

And yet we persist in its development.

Didn’t anyone see the movie?

The Day We Could Have Stopped It! by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 31, 2023

Coulter's Law 

From Ann Coulter: The longer we go without being told the race of the shooters, the less likely it is to be white men.

I heard about a horrible crime, but nothing about who did it. By Coulter's Law, it wasn't a White man.

Coulter's Law by anonymous June 15, 2021

Your fave could never! 

A phrase popular amongst fans (or 'stans') of mainstream musical acts. Used to assert the superiority of their favourite singer over another fan's, whether for a substantial or a trivial reason.

"omg Queen Mariah slayed that whistle note. Your fave could never!"

"Yaaas Mama Beyonce just gave birth to twins, your fave could never!"

Your fave could never! by just like honey June 19, 2017

Sorry, we couldn't find: 

the annoying ass text that appears with shruggie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sorry, we couldn't find: sorry, we couldn't find:

Sorry, we couldn't find: by Thaias October 16, 2018