cononacho

a fictional food created to make your friends feel like they have been missing out on a common food

what the fuck??? you've never had a cononacho???

cononacho by smokeyturdson November 25, 2007

Coronachella 

A large concert or music festival held during the coronavirus pandemic of 2020.

Chad: Hey Dude, you going to that concert on Saturday?

Brad: Nah, I’ll pass. Have fun at Coronachella.

Coronachella by Murder Hornet June 24, 2020

coronacooties

An especially dangerous strain of cooties possessed by those infected with the coronavirus.

Please cough into your elbow, not your hand. I don’t want your coronacooties.

coronacooties by Sunny Cheddar March 5, 2020

Coronaphone 

Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.

Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.

Coronaphone by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Coronacoaster 

When your emotions are on a rollercoaster due to all of the news each day about the Corona virus.

"I wake up and I'm in a good mood, then I watch the news and I start crying."

"Wow, you're on a Coronacoaster!"

Coronacoaster by Plan-z April 8, 2020

Coronahoax 

Also known as "COVID-19", the imaginary, fake, made-up PLANdemic perpetuated by the lying "news" media, used as a distraction for the World Economic Forum to bring about "The Great Reset".

What a moron, you fell for the Coronahoax!

Coronahoax by Sporkinator March 28, 2021

Coronaphobic 

The clinical term for an intense and unremitting level of fear of contracting the Coronavirus.

Hell yes, I’ve become insanely Coronaphobic!

Coronaphobic by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2020