coffie 

Has many meanings, including;

A giant penis.
A sexy girl.
Someone who is very fashionable.
Someone with herpes.

Man, he has a coffie!

coffie by monstermonstermonster October 28, 2008

coffie 

a photograph of a cup of coffee, especially of an artistically made macchiato, cafe latte, etc.

The macchiato with the five-leafed fern was so beautiful that I took a coffie for my Pinterest page.

coffie by jubjub bird November 22, 2014

coffie shop 

when someone does somethin stupid or un called for.

if jay-z leaves beyonce for someone as ugly as lil kim that would be a coffie shop

coffie shop by miss new new April 2, 2009

porn coffie 

The coffie you drink for the sake of having the ability to stay up and watch porn while your parents are asleep.

"Man, last night was harsh. I was up 'til 3am looking at porn. But i had my porn coffie so it was alright. Thank god for porn coffie."

porn coffie by Skler December 6, 2007

Coffee Booster 

Coffee consumed in various amounts which may enhance the bowel movement generating effects of a push meal, sometimes loosening consistency and commonly adding an expolsive component.

That coffee booster that I had with my push meal really caused a rectal exorcism.

Coffee Booster by Cornsonthehouse September 15, 2022

Coffeezilla 

Coffeezilla, also known as Stephen Findeisen is a gossip columnist and true-crime drama youtuber, best known for his internet trolling antics and true-crime investigative video commentary where he self-proclaims to expose alleged scams. He is most famously quoted for saying “All crypto is a scam” later backtracking and saying that “98% of crypto is a scam” that he believes without proof to be cryptocurrency scams. Due to being incentivized to receive as many views as possible, his content optimize for attention rather than accuracy according to a statement from Washington Post.

Stephen Allen Findeisen: Did you see coffeezilla rip The Real World? He said it’s a scam because people are paying $49/month and only making $2k-$6k/mo in profit. That’s no where near 6 figures or life changing.

Andrew Tate: Shut up dweeb, I almost kind of respected Coffee with extra milk until he said that.

Tristan Tate: He is spitting venom with his words, an evil hater stuck in the matrix. These people worked hard for that $2k-$6k. Considering they are 16-25 that is amazing progress and I’m proud of em. Stephen Findeisen

Coffeezilla by coffeezilla January 18, 2023

avetard coffee table 

The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.

I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.

avetard coffee table by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019