cocknopper 

A total asshole who embarrasses himself and anyone around him.

That cocknopper doesn't know how to act around people, don't invite him.

cocknopper by Gyro99 May 6, 2016

cocknopper 

A real douchebag. Someone who is basically an asshole.

That cocknopper just spilled my drink, and just kept on walking like he didn't notice.

cocknopper by Gyro99 June 11, 2016

Cockhopper 

Person that goes from one guy/girl to another in a short amount of time. Does NOT necessarily mean going out with them; Girl or Boy that is all over someone after someone after someone for attention.

That girl has been around the block in only one month, shes a cockhopper.

Cockhopper by aliriano23 June 25, 2010

cockshopper 

a filthy whore or man who is constantly searching for the next bigger or better cock.

steve had no idea that his girfriend was a cockshopper

cockshopper by sgt horse August 12, 2006

cocknockery 

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.

I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!

cocknockery by Crusher March 31, 2005

Cocknocker 

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions

Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)

Cocknocker by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005

Cocknocker 

A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.

"Oh Daddy, help! I think a Cocknocker is lurking! I can smell Lavender and Prawn Cocktail crisps!"

Cocknocker by Prick Police March 9, 2014