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cocknozzle 

(1) The useless bit of skin thrown away during circumcision.

(2) Anybody that is equally as useful as (1)
He's just a total cocknozzle.
cocknozzle by Schmuck July 7, 2003

Cocknozzle 

Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.
Guy 1:

Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.

Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!
Cocknozzle by akendall July 8, 2009

Cockmuzzle

A leather cozey designed to be worn on a penis to restrain it from biting children.
I had to put a cockmuzzle on because of all the complaints from angry parents.
Ebonics for "cock."
Also a variation of "fo' shizzle my nizzle"
Suck my cockizzle, bizzle!
cockizzle by Kremit March 28, 2003

Cockjazzle

The male version of vajazzling; putting swarovski crystals on your penis for aesthetic and sexual pleasures.
Hector couldn't please any woman himself, so he cockjazzled himself and made his chick's mouth 20 carats worth of icy.
Cockjazzle by karmazone December 23, 2010
(v). to decorate your penis with jewels, thus bedazzling your cock.
"He's ugly as shit... but he cockazzles, so it's okay."
Cockazzle by bvbforever15 October 4, 2011