buzz and woody

When she bends over on a plane and says " are we flying" then you shove a cowboy up her ass and say " no we're falling with style" as you kick her off the plane

"Man, I gave my wife a good 'buzz and woody' yesterday"

buzz and woody by Tenaciously tenacious D June 26, 2017

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Woody and Buzz

the resulting situation, when you are drinking Natty Light and you get a boner

I got a boner while drinkin natty. Called it Woody and Buzz.. Bro version of toy story.

Woody and Buzz by cordygo2hell3 October 12, 2010

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Woody and buzz

When you are high and have a massive boner at the same time

Aww dude I had a massive woody and buzz last night

Woody and buzz by Dr Duece July 6, 2021

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Woody and Buzz

The most wanted sex criminals of the 1st century due to their movie being naked "Toy Story" which is basically just a reference to sex toys. Woody is the slang for an erection and Buzz is the act of shaving your pubes. It's not what parents think, as these two despicable criminals should stay in jail for eternity due to their unthinkable behavior of theirs that they have been teaching to kids ever since 1995. Am I right?

Mommy? Can I buy both Woody and Buzz? In one package?!

Woody and Buzz by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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