an ice cream lover, a coldstone craver, a sundae scooper, a yogurt yiltzer, a soft serve sloucher...berkie is his own flavor! HE IS ICE CREAM ITSELF...I LOVE BERKIE
To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.
Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.
Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.
Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedlymasterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair
A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.
Related to: ummer
While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.