asscon 

An attractive "female", who convinces you to go back to "her" place where he attempts to ass rape you.

Man, what's up that guy's ass?
- Hey, give him a break. He met an asscon last night.
Oh. So his ass is nice and clean. Cool.

asscon by assblaster2000 March 9, 2003

abscond 

to self-yeet

yo I was sitting there when I absconded my dumb ass out the classroom window

abscond by Wolfram Theodore Frankin Dick March 18, 2019

assicon 

Like an emoticon, an assicon is a smiley in the shape of an ass.

The following are assicons:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) Tired ass!
(_E=mc2_) Smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

assicon by superslacker87 August 3, 2006

assbone 

the tail bone,pelvis ,it pretty much defines itself.

i was screwing her doggystyle and my pubes kept grinding hard on her assbone.

that guys a total assbone

assbone by the real luba May 20, 2008

Asscomplice 

An Asscomplice is an individual who in a three way is the accomplice doing the ass.

I was about to dismantle two way Wendy when she told me there’s a reason they call her two way Wendy. If I didn’t find an Asscomplice to join me, there would be no dismantling. Lucky for me I found Jism hands Jason to hit the back side. Sick son of a bitch!

Asscomplice by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

assponent 

A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.

Her skirt hem is 3 inches higher in the back than the front! That's a high assponent!

assponent by Rowan Lovecraft July 19, 2006

asscohol 

This is the smell that lingers in the air after you wake up from a long night of partying. It is a combination of smelling like straight ass and alcohol.

Damn dude! You smell like asscohol!

asscohol by Amid Jihad August 2, 2007