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Ambipenstrous 

The ability for a male to hold his prized piece in either trouser leg.
Friend: Are you a leftie or a rightie?
Victim of Ambipenstrosity: I am ambipenstrous.

Girl: Have you heard about John. He is ambipenstrous.
Boy: I want to be just like him when I am older!

ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands
ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.
Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.
-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!
Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003

Ambidextrous

The ability to use both hands with equal proficiency.
"I'll can beat you with with both of my hands because I am ambidextrous."

"Don't be relieved because Billy has a gun in his left hand, he can still bust a cap in yo ass because he's ambidextrous"
Ambidextrous by Mark November 10, 2003

ambipegstrous 

The ability to grind from either side of a BMX bicycle.
Since James was ambipegstrous he was able to use his friend's bike which had pegs on the left side, though he was accustomed to pegs on the right side.
ambipegstrous by Ravenhill November 18, 2010