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Rule 1 don't talk about zorting
Rule 2 DON'T TALK ABOUT ZORTING
Rule 3 unsafe quenching can lead to dangerous zorts
Rule 4 zorting with friends is the easiest way to have fun, besides minecraft
Rule 5 when you zort before you quench you have a problem
Last night i quenched so much that I zorted all over
-Parker

Zorting after quenching is the best way to make friends.
Zorting by Squishmasterflex October 31, 2011
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The process of getting it zorty, usually done on a Tuesday night.
Friend 1: okay so like... are we zorting next tuesday or what?
Friend 2: ummmm okay yes!!!! will see you then ;)
Zorting by Lex Devil Emoji March 18, 2025
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