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thwacking it 

to thwackit is to jackoff, spank the monkey, flonk the dolphin, rope the poney, wrestle with the snake, choke the chicken etc. etc.
jimmy thwacked it all night until his shlong turned chrimsen.
thwacking it by da cheese June 17, 2003

thwacking off 

A boy or he-she who is playin with his feet, mouth and belly button
That boy Damien(omenboy 127) thwacks off cause he doesnt know what jerkin off is...lol.
thwacking off by harleygirl June 18, 2003

dick thwacking contest 

any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.
Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.

The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.

fast-tracking 

The act of expediting one's relationship with a friend into the ultimate stage of friendship through homosexual intercourse; usually overseen by a mediator. It is typically performed by two straight men, when one of them is unable to fully understand the other, but doesn't want to wait a lifetime to become best friends with them.
Derek and Carlos were pretty decent friends, until someone told them about fast-tracking; now they're the best of friends.

two tracking 

The secondary roads, usually on state or federal land, that take you from one county to the next, usually through wooded terrain. The back roads. Two trackin
For fun in Michigan, we go two tracking into the woods looking for deer while driving fast through the dirt roads.
two tracking by Dragonfly1620 March 30, 2015

Poon Tracking 

The act of seeking and tracking poon for one's bro, so the bro can engage in coitus with said poon. Poon tracking can involve gaining information, following and stalking said poon so his bro has the best chance in succeeding of getting the poon.
Yo mayte, stop poon tracking your mamma on me yeah?
Poon Tracking by Nearchow November 23, 2011