The Cric

Luring girls to the rooftop pool to get them drunk and attempt to get them back to a guys place.

The Cric gets the hot chicks everytime.

John invited a bunch of girls over and is gonna hit
em with The Cric.

by Missyknowsall September 14, 2009

cue the crickets

1. A description of a quiet and sudden pause or lull in a conversation, following an inappropriate, embarrassing or really dumb comment, or comment on a subject no one cares about. Derived from a quiet setting ("cued" on a Hollywood or TV set), where the only sound is that of crickets in the background.

So did anyone catch that Paris Hilton post-jail interview?
(Cue the crickets)

by doubleyouj July 31, 2007

watering the cricketfield

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Originally a euphemism used by Royalty but now used generally to mock the upper crust.

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Excuse me Your Highness. I fear it is high time for me to be watering the cricketfield.

Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.

I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.

by gnostic1 September 28, 2012

The Cricket

The elite technique of masturbating with the inside of your knee.

Bernie: Oh shit, you hear about Shomari?
Conor: What about him?
Bernie: He got admitted to the hospital for an ACL tear.
Conor: What the fuck, how?
Bernie: He mastered the crow and attempted the cricket. Poor kids a dumbass.

by Unpalpable March 5, 2009

The Cricket

When you first get into a cold bed, under the covers and start rubbing your legs together to get warm

I'm doing the cricket

by warwagon1979 April 7, 2016

The Cricket

The Cricket is the act of a man run his hard on down a leg of his pants. He then must put one thigh over the other, his hard on between his legs. Then, in the fasion of a cricket, move your leg that is ontop across the leg (and hard on) beneath it. Meant for inconspicuious masturbation in public places

Dude, johnny thought he was hiding it but I saw him doin the cricket during class. He was goin at it pretty hard

by ~MoonScythe~ July 3, 2010

swat the cricket

verb. 1. to take antibiotics/antiviral medication to get rid of sexually transmitted diseases caused by some nasty bugs

After sleeping with that ho, I knew I would end up having to swat the cricket.

by JosephD September 2, 2006