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The elite technique of masturbating with the inside of your knee.

Bernie: Oh shit, you hear about Shomari?
Conor: What about him?
Bernie: He got admitted to the hospital for an ACL tear.
Conor: What the fuck, how?
Bernie: He mastered the crow and attempted the cricket. Poor kids a dumbass.
by Unpalpable March 05, 2009
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Dejagoo is the strange feeling that you've been in this sticky situation before. It is dejavu due to goo. Usual symptoms are shivers down once's spine followed by disgust, especially if actual goo is involved.
Dude I like just like stepped in doggy doodoo. And i was like, oh dude this feels familiar. Then I remembered that I like stepped in pup poo like last weekend too. Surreal man, it was like total dejagoo.
by Hukra March 14, 2009
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When you first get into a cold bed, under the covers and start rubbing your legs together to get warm
I'm doing the cricket
by warwagon1979 December 28, 2015
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The Cricket is the act of a man run his hard on down a leg of his pants. He then must put one thigh over the other, his hard on between his legs. Then, in the fasion of a cricket, move your leg that is ontop across the leg (and hard on) beneath it. Meant for inconspicuious masturbation in public places
Dude, johnny thought he was hiding it but I saw him doin the cricket during class. He was goin at it pretty hard
by ~MoonScythe~ June 28, 2010
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when you have sex with your friends mom, come on her stomach, and tell her to go make brownies
nick was angry at Chris when he found out that he had given his mother the cricket, but was happy he had brownies for a snack later that day
by launmower October 12, 2008
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a crazy ass dance move... Directions:

1. Must be wearing tights
2. Must pull tights up above the belly button
3. Proceed to play some B.P.M.(Black People Music)
4. Begin to Bounce to the beat
5. In a direct upward harsh motion, raise one knee to your chest area
6. Then switch legs doing the exact same movement
7. Continue to switch off legs throughout the B.P.M.
8. Sit back and take in the compliments
Damn Robyn can do the cricket like its her job!!!
by Molly Shea Hanrahan November 02, 2006
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A technique for eating out a girl. Very rapid tongue movements create extreme pleasure. You can tell if a person is capable of this if they can move there tongue fast enough to create a noise. It feels amazing, they use it as a special privilege, not all girls are lucky enough to experience it.
Jeff-Dude, how was your night with the girlfriend.
Greg- Dude, I gave her the cricket, I thought she earned it.
by Will Frankson March 03, 2008
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