warwagon1979's definitions

The Cricket

When you first get into a cold bed, under the covers and start rubbing your legs together to get warm

I'm doing the cricket

by warwagon1979 April 7, 2016

Dilated Butthole

A butthole which is enlarged as an indication of an impending bowel movement.

I could tell my dog has to poop because they had a Dilated Butthole.

by warwagon1979 October 7, 2020

Shit Spinner

A slow mechanical hard drive someone's operating system is installed onto.

I have a fast computer with an SSD, I see your slow computer is still using a shit spinner.

by warwagon1979 February 17, 2022

Generically Fornicated

When 2 people of the opposite sex, who aren't physically attracted to each other, fuck simply because they're horny.

We both just generically fornicated

by warwagon1979 June 16, 2016

ISIS Fart

When you fart and take credit for it.

Joe : Aw man that fart felt great
Bob: He just had an ISIS Fart.

by warwagon1979 November 8, 2017

Wakjak!

Blame everything on Trump. (It's Trump's Fault)

My Car won't start, this is Wakjak!
God i'm so fat, this is Wakjak!

by warwagon1979 August 10, 2017