Definitions by warwagon1979

Shit Spinner 

A slow mechanical hard drive someone's operating system is installed onto.

I have a fast computer with an SSD, I see your slow computer is still using a shit spinner.

Shit Spinner by warwagon1979 February 17, 2022

Dilated Butthole 

A butthole which is enlarged as an indication of an impending bowel movement.

I could tell my dog has to poop because they had a Dilated Butthole.

Dilated Butthole by warwagon1979 October 7, 2020

ISIS Fart 

When you fart and take credit for it.

Joe : Aw man that fart felt great
Bob: He just had an ISIS Fart.

ISIS Fart by warwagon1979 November 8, 2017

Wakjak! 

Blame everything on Trump. (It's Trump's Fault)

My Car won't start, this is Wakjak!
God i'm so fat, this is Wakjak!

Wakjak! by warwagon1979 August 10, 2017

Generically Fornicated 

When 2 people of the opposite sex, who aren't physically attracted to each other, fuck simply because they're horny.

We both just generically fornicated

Generically Fornicated by warwagon1979 June 16, 2016

The Cricket 

When you first get into a cold bed, under the covers and start rubbing your legs together to get warm

I'm doing the cricket

The Cricket by warwagon1979 April 7, 2016