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swirled peas 

A veritable vision of vegetable vortex is all I saw in my head ...

when I contemplated the bumper sticker sermon plastered before my face on this miserably sweltering backed-up freeway that dog-day afternoon.

It read: "Visualize WORLD PEACE !!!!!!!"
"I could much more easily imagine a green tornado of PEAS twisting a funnel on the horizon than I can picture Islamo-Fascists laying down their arms."

FATHER FIGURE: "Son, why are you convulsing ?! What's wrong?"
KID IN "THE SIXTH SENSE" MOVIE: "I see ... SWIRLED PEAS ... and ...
(whisper:) I see dead people."
swirled peas by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006

Swiveldick 

Shaking hands and drinking cocktails with people who you dont care for
I'd rather be at home watching TV and drink beer than swiveldicking with people who I dont care about.
Swiveldick by Ry-man March 3, 2014

swiveled 

when your stomach is fucked up beyond belief; nauseated; menstruation
Ahhh my fucking stomach, im so swiveled.
swiveled by lyin hawaiian March 10, 2011
the point of being beyond drunk and or high, usually occurs right before passing out. symptoms include loss of motor funtion, memory,speech and may include loss of bladder control
I was swirled last night and I forgot where i was then peed myself.
swirled by Kerry Love Ph.D. July 15, 2005
"After drinking for several hours, Edward was mad swilled."
swilled by edson May 13, 2005
to get robbed or stolen from
man that bitched swivved your weed
swivved by panchitodesacramento March 13, 2008