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A young German gal who enjoys a nice set of bangs, and dimps to match. In her spare time, she enjoys long horse rides on the beach, while smoking several ciggarettes simultaniously. She is also a recovering alcoholic.
Wow, Schwenk was looking mad adorble with her bangs today. Her dimps looked delicious today.
Schwenk by Hannis October 27, 2007
Schwenk(n.) Someone who is a little bitch and probably gay
Schwenk(v.) the act of cumming on your friends floor and making them clean it up
Person 1: Did you just Schwenk on my floor
Schwenk: yeah i did now pick it up
Person 1: youre lucky my moms asleep in the other room or id kick your ass
Schwenk by Young B-$ May 29, 2013
A man with a full head of hair except for his crown which is very very bald
my my he has nice hair from a distance but as you approach you can see he is actually a schwenk
schwenk by James Schwenk January 4, 2009
That schwenk was so epic, it was almost a win.
Schwenk by CYTATL November 7, 2010
An adjective that means to “suck the fun out of any excitement”.
Damn, you’re really being a Schwenk’
Schwenk by RealRoit1964 January 17, 2020

Schwanky 

Describing something More than cool, amazing, perfect, the best of the best.
"Man, Kolton is Schwanky!"
"I know, can I be like him?"
Schwanky by SchwankMaster September 23, 2013