A ladies man who loves pussy so much that he is always pursuing a piece of strangeregardless of how many woman he already has waiting at his beck and call.
Becky: James is such a stud, I'd do anything for him. It's so hot that he screwed me last night and he banged you the night before. Now he's upstairs laying pipe on Mandy.
Veronica: I know. He's like the best and stuff. Us girls are all, like, so lucky he's such a pussyfiend.
A weak assmotherfucker who feeds off the fear of children, probably to make up for the fact IT itself will never have children due to the lack of other non-bianary demons up in derry.
The inferior vampire archetype created by Stephanie Meyer in the Twilight series. Instead of bursting into flames and dying like a REAL vampire when stepping out into the sun, they just glisten like a giant pussy.
Coupled with questionably "good" looks and faggoty, cliche one-liners, these bottom dwelling fantasy creatures are often sought after by tweens.