Penis Coolata

A beautiful drink made of sperm and served in a salt rimmed glass. Always tasty

I saw michaela drinking a Penis Coolata and licking her lips.

Penis Coolata by peniscoolataluva April 20, 2011

Penis Coolata

A drink made of sperm and some sort of alcoholic beverage that you drink at parties :)

I saw your mom drinking a Penis Coolata your dad made for her.

Penis Coolata by peniscoolataluva96 May 5, 2011

penis colata 

a drink you ask for with a deep accent at 7-11

hey mis-ter, you seeem to be outta dis penis colata

-or, while singing loudly in 7-11-

"if u like penis colata"

penis colata by Peaches June 16, 2004

Penis Colata

A fascinating drink made with your favorite rum, pineapple juice or chunks and a generous helping of fresh jizz.

A classic, refreshing penis colada is made by blending 2 oz white rum, 1.5–2 oz cream of man, 2 oz pineapple juice, and 1 cup of ice until smooth. For the best texture, use frozen pineapple chunks or extra ice, and garnish with a pineapple wedge and maraschino cherry.

Ingredients
2oz rum
2oz pineapple juice
1.5-2oz cream of man (jizz)
1 cup Ice (or frozen pineapple chunks for more flavor)
Optional: 1/2 oz fresh lime juice (to balance sweetness)

Directions
Blend everything together.

I ordered a penis colata last night but the bartender said he was empty.

Penis Colata by Speedytaco New April 22, 2026