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mudpie cream special 

When a Girl shits, smears it onto her pussy, ejaculates onto it then a guy eats it. Works better when the person has to eat it has no knowledge of it's distribution and while the person is blindfolded.
Jenny gave her husband a mudpie cream special without his knowledge and while he was blindfolded. The guy threw up violently
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Zangara St Louis Mudpie

A sometimes dangerous volcanic like anal extrusion that emits lava like properties both in temperature and poisonous gas. Also known to have resulted in the summoning of EMS.
After that meal Joeseph experienced cramping and a Zangara St Louis Mudpie!

Seattle Mudpie 

A mud pie found Seattle but it’s just a homeless persons plop of shit on the ground
I was walking in downtown Seattle when I walked down an alley and stepped on a Seattle Mudpie

mud pie surprise 

1. The act of when a man is having sexual intercourse (or oral sex) with a woman, he fakes like he is about to "cum to fruition" by pulling out and setting up to finish on her face. Instead, he forces a huge and slimy dump (diarrhea in some cases) on her face as a surprise.

2. When a woman is eating out a guy, midway through he begins to fake as if he is getting really turned on and tells her to continue with the action further. As she does, he forces out a wet dump into her mouth and on her face surprising her in the act.
Ex. Sally, "So How was that guy you meet at the bar last night?"

Amanda, "Terrible! He gave me a mud pie surprise! I am never talking to him again."

Mud Pie Straw 

When taking a dump and your is giving you head similar to a Blumpkin but you drop a big one and the splash hits her in the face
Dude let tell you about that hoe who drank through a Mud Pie Straw
Mud Pie Straw by JoSco July 22, 2015

south carolina mud pie 

A south carolina mud pie is where one shits while another fucks them in the asshole spreading shit all about the room
Yo my buddy gave me a south carolina mud pie last night it was so nice

strawberry mud pie 

The act of sharting and queefing on your period, shooting crap and blood out on ones face.
She gave me a messy strawberry mud pie on our first date.