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McBastard 

A McDonalds employee that messes up your order, and is normally white
"That guy forgot my McChicken"
"YOU McBASTARD!"

McBastard 

Since McDonald's changed its dollar menu, the McBastard is the illegitimate bastard offspring of the McGangBang. The McBatsrd consists of a Grilled Onion Cheddar Burger smooshed with a Buffalo Ranch McChicken.
"Jesus this McBastard is a delicious new chimera of patheitc American psudo-food!"

"Fuck a McGangBang I'm gettin a McBastard."
McBastard by Hamm Star February 1, 2014

Fruity McBastard 

One who is a jackass.

Rarely used to describe a homosexual, unless this homosexual happens to share the qualities of one who is a jackass.
Fruity McBastard by Vinic March 31, 2003
Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.
God, how can you be such a mastard?
mastard by Nick Chaffey July 25, 2007

mpastardos 

Mpastardos is "bastard" in greek
Ise Poli mpastardos
mpastardos by I Nenero December 25, 2020

Mastardise 

To tweak or rip-off something well known, yet improve it, or have it received as better than.
A good meme is a known pop culture reference, mastardised to ROFL effect.
Mastardise by CallumFoster December 24, 2019