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A bastard with an MBA degree. One who couldn't give two shits less about their fellow man. He only sees other people as products to be bought and sold. His perfect world is not one where everyone is employed, has benefits, and stability; but rather one where we all are entrepreneurs in the gig economy working for less than minimum wage.
That 'Bodega' CEO,ex-Googler Paul McDonald is such an MBAstard. He wants to make Mom and Pop corner stores obsolete.
MBAstard by digdugger September 22, 2017
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Fruity McBastard 

One who is a jackass.

Rarely used to describe a homosexual, unless this homosexual happens to share the qualities of one who is a jackass.
Fruity McBastard by Vinic March 31, 2003

McBastard 

I wanted 10 chicken McNuggets! Lemme talk to McBastard over there.
McBastard by kaptainfaggot February 19, 2007
Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.
God, how can you be such a mastard?
mastard by Nick Chaffey July 25, 2007

mpastardos 

Mpastardos is "bastard" in greek
Ise Poli mpastardos
mpastardos by I Nenero December 25, 2020

Mastardise 

To tweak or rip-off something well known, yet improve it, or have it received as better than.
A good meme is a known pop culture reference, mastardised to ROFL effect.
Mastardise by CallumFoster December 24, 2019
Don...you stupid mastard!!
mastard by sweetzsug & fred man April 30, 2006