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McBastard 

A McDonalds employee that messes up your order, and is normally white
"That guy forgot my McChicken"
"YOU McBASTARD!"

McBastard 

Since McDonald's changed its dollar menu, the McBastard is the illegitimate bastard offspring of the McGangBang. The McBatsrd consists of a Grilled Onion Cheddar Burger smooshed with a Buffalo Ranch McChicken.
"Jesus this McBastard is a delicious new chimera of patheitc American psudo-food!"

"Fuck a McGangBang I'm gettin a McBastard."
McBastard by Hamm Star February 1, 2014

Fruity McBastard 

One who is a jackass.

Rarely used to describe a homosexual, unless this homosexual happens to share the qualities of one who is a jackass.
Fruity McBastard by Vinic March 31, 2003
Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.
God, how can you be such a mastard?
mastard by Nick Chaffey July 25, 2007

mpastardos 

Mpastardos is "bastard" in greek
Ise Poli mpastardos
mpastardos by I Nenero December 25, 2020

Mastardise 

To tweak or rip-off something well known, yet improve it, or have it received as better than.
A good meme is a known pop culture reference, mastardised to ROFL effect.
Mastardise by CallumFoster December 24, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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