Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.
a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.
A snack, or multiple snacks, that contain an unusually unhealthy amount of fat, sugar, and carbs; typically eaten by fat girls (aka heifers)
Examples include, but are not limited to: cheese filled tater tots, any food with extra cheese, an abnormal amount of candy eaten in a short period of time, large quantities of ice cream eaten during a female crisis
"Look at that broad, she's eating a massive heifer snack."
"Cindy is such a heifer, look at all of her heifer snacks."
"No wonder why she has a FUPA, look at all the heifer snacks she eats on the daily."
"That broad must be going through a break-up with the amount of heifer snacks shes buying right now."
The man best known for his quote... "Yeah"( or yeeeeaaaaahahooohoooh! to be a little more accurate), which he is says in about every one of his songs.
Oh, he's also famous for being Metallica's frontman and being awesome and everything