Hard on theory

According to hard on theory men were the first to wear clothes.
In prehistoric times the headman would see a guy and think" that guy's got a hard on. He must be thinking about fucking my woman. I will kill him!".
So one day a guy got to thinkink" A lot of guys have been killed for thinking about fucking the headman's woman. How can a stop that from happening to me? I know I will cover up my pecker with animal skin and that way he can't tell when i'm thinking about fucking his woman. I will call it clothes".

Did you know that hard on theory says men were the first to wear clothes?

Hard on theory by Deep Blue 2012 August 10, 2009

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Hard on theroy...

Hard on theroy...

You know how to keep a good hard on.
Don't fuck with it!
Another way of staying if it is working leave it alone.

(Person one) Those Christians light are beautiful, but I'm not sure if the plugs are going to last all season. I'm going to change some of them. (Person two) Hard on theroy... (person one) what? (Person two) You do know how to keep a good hard on! (Person one) no (person two) Don't fuck with it!

Hard on theroy... by Matt the mechanic August 23, 2022

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breatharian

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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