Slang nickname for the sports celebrity hyped but entirely ineffective mail-order supplements that purport to give you muscles and a big black boner no matter what your ethnicity.
I don’t give a rat’s ass if it is a full-blown goddamn placebo, I just wanna get my own hard-on in a bottle and try it out for myself!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 2, 2019
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A 50mL bottle of liquor (Airplane Bottle) that is about a shot.

Save this bottle until you have no money and no other way to support your alcoholism. Hard times are ahead.
Jim has been out of a job for a couple of years now. He can only afford to go to the liquor store and get a couple of hard times bottles at a time now. Jim should start panhandling so he can get a whole fifth.
by AceP December 11, 2012
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