Hampage
To eat an obscene amount of ham. Hampage can also pertain to various other types of pork: Porkchops, bacon, ribs, etc.
Hampage by Jordan Harr August 4, 2007
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1) I will go on a hampage if my girlfriend talks to her ex.
2) That dude just ate a pork-chop wrapped in bacon. A impressive hampage.
2) That dude just ate a pork-chop wrapped in bacon. A impressive hampage.
Hampage by MattSchool January 3, 2012
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hambagel
1. noun--A situation that requires creative use of available resources; A precarious situation.
2. noun--A statement that is hilarious in its obsurdity.
3. noun--A bagel, exclusively filled with ham.
4. verb--to screw something up because of incompetence.
5. alt. hambagler--one who causes a hambagel.
2. noun--A statement that is hilarious in its obsurdity.
3. noun--A bagel, exclusively filled with ham.
4. verb--to screw something up because of incompetence.
5. alt. hambagler--one who causes a hambagel.
1) With sweat dripping from my brow, I smiled and turned to the left for my usual eight squares of TP, but I found the roll empty and myself in quite a hambagel.
2) Ben: "I'm sorry, but I really liked the GI Joe movie."
Basil: "Hambageler!"
3) "Dude, could you use your machete to slice that bagel, so that I can turn it into a hambagel by filling it with tasty ham?"
4) "The Chicago Cubs really hambageled the hell out of that game."
5) "You are such a hambageler, Leeroy."
2) Ben: "I'm sorry, but I really liked the GI Joe movie."
Basil: "Hambageler!"
3) "Dude, could you use your machete to slice that bagel, so that I can turn it into a hambagel by filling it with tasty ham?"
4) "The Chicago Cubs really hambageled the hell out of that game."
5) "You are such a hambageler, Leeroy."
humpage
"Jane, why don't you break up with Steve?" said Helen.
"Not just yet, he still has a few months good humpageleft in him" replied Jane.
"Not just yet, he still has a few months good humpageleft in him" replied Jane.
humpage by tastefullysmutty March 5, 2009
Hamageddon
1. The mass government sanctioned slaughter of pigs in direct response to fears of swine flu.
2. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to irrational fear of swine flu.
3. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to cultural biases against pork based upon religious beliefs. The slaughter of such animals alleged to be justified due to concerns about diseases such as Swine influenza but really based on deep rooted religious biases or prohibitions against eating meat from pigs.
2. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to irrational fear of swine flu.
3. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to cultural biases against pork based upon religious beliefs. The slaughter of such animals alleged to be justified due to concerns about diseases such as Swine influenza but really based on deep rooted religious biases or prohibitions against eating meat from pigs.
The government of Egypt has ordered the destruction of all pigs to stop the spread of Swine Flu. The actions will result in Hamageddon for Egypt's 400,000 pigs.
Hamageddon by nycesq April 29, 2009
Hammage
hamage
Used similarly to oh ham and ownage. Used when describing something favorable or surprising. Also used to describe someone getting owned.
hamage by Gordon Beaver December 27, 2007