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Verb or adverb, used to describe a gluttonous act of eating to much ham or ham products in one sitting, such as Thanksgiving. Can also be used to describe excessive eating in general.
Man 1: *groan* If I eat anything else, I will explode.
Man 2: "Yeah, that was some serious hamage, bro."
Hamage by Vaughan Murray May 24, 2003

hamage a trois

When three ham radio operators are working each other at the same time
I was on a hamage a trois trying to work two hams at one time

Haagen Daze 

State of consciousness achieved at a crucial point during the consumption of a pint of ice cream in which the eater is unable to stop himself from consuming the rest of the pint. See also Escoop Velocity.
I had planned to only eat half the pint, but I became Haagen Dazed and couldn’t stop myself from finishing it.
Haagen Daze by Kate & Bri August 4, 2007

hambagel 

1. noun--A situation that requires creative use of available resources; A precarious situation.

2. noun--A statement that is hilarious in its obsurdity.

3. noun--A bagel, exclusively filled with ham.

4. verb--to screw something up because of incompetence.

5. alt. hambagler--one who causes a hambagel.
1) With sweat dripping from my brow, I smiled and turned to the left for my usual eight squares of TP, but I found the roll empty and myself in quite a hambagel.

2) Ben: "I'm sorry, but I really liked the GI Joe movie."
Basil: "Hambageler!"

3) "Dude, could you use your machete to slice that bagel, so that I can turn it into a hambagel by filling it with tasty ham?"

4) "The Chicago Cubs really hambageled the hell out of that game."

5) "You are such a hambageler, Leeroy."
hambagel by JCSpags October 11, 2010

Häagen-Dazs thighs

A cosmetic condition that has the ghastly symptom of producing thighs that have expanded to an obese and plump size from to much dairy fat. This is a precurser to the sever cosmetic condition of cottage cheese thighs.
The women going through the divorce consumed too much dairy products, directly resulting in her Häagen-Dazs thighs!

They have Häagen-Daz 

When your friend has never been to the dollar store and realizes they have Häagen-Daz ice cream. On top of that, the spoon is inside the container. Mind-blowing!
Person 1: They have Häagen-Daz.
Person 2: Yes, of course, why would they not.
Person 1: Can I have a spoon?
Person 2: It's already inside.
Person 1: No way.
Person 2: (Disappointment)