hamage

Used similarly to oh ham and ownage. Used when describing something favorable or surprising. Also used to describe someone getting owned.

Did you you see the Suns win last night? That was hamage!

by Gordon Beaver December 27, 2007

Hamage

Verb or adverb, used to describe a gluttonous act of eating to much ham or ham products in one sitting, such as Thanksgiving. Can also be used to describe excessive eating in general.

Man 1: *groan* If I eat anything else, I will explode.
Man 2: "Yeah, that was some serious hamage, bro."

by Vaughan Murray May 24, 2003

hamage a trois

When three ham radio operators are working each other at the same time

I was on a hamage a trois trying to work two hams at one time

by Woodpecker Strong January 2, 2026

Haagen Daze

State of consciousness achieved at a crucial point during the consumption of a pint of ice cream in which the eater is unable to stop himself from consuming the rest of the pint. See also Escoop Velocity.

I had planned to only eat half the pint, but I became Haagen Dazed and couldn’t stop myself from finishing it.

by Kate & Bri August 4, 2007

hambagel

1. noun--A situation that requires creative use of available resources; A precarious situation.

2. noun--A statement that is hilarious in its obsurdity.

3. noun--A bagel, exclusively filled with ham.

4. verb--to screw something up because of incompetence.

5. alt. hambagler--one who causes a hambagel.

1) With sweat dripping from my brow, I smiled and turned to the left for my usual eight squares of TP, but I found the roll empty and myself in quite a hambagel.

2) Ben: "I'm sorry, but I really liked the GI Joe movie."
Basil: "Hambageler!"

3) "Dude, could you use your machete to slice that bagel, so that I can turn it into a hambagel by filling it with tasty ham?"

4) "The Chicago Cubs really hambageled the hell out of that game."

5) "You are such a hambageler, Leeroy."

by JCSpags October 11, 2010

Häagen-Dazs thighs

A cosmetic condition that has the ghastly symptom of producing thighs that have expanded to an obese and plump size from to much dairy fat. This is a precurser to the sever cosmetic condition of cottage cheese thighs.

The women going through the divorce consumed too much dairy products, directly resulting in her Häagen-Dazs thighs!

by macrent2 July 31, 2009

They have Häagen-Daz

When your friend has never been to the dollar store and realizes they have Häagen-Daz ice cream. On top of that, the spoon is inside the container. Mind-blowing!

Person 1: They have Häagen-Daz.
Person 2: Yes, of course, why would they not.
Person 1: Can I have a spoon?
Person 2: It's already inside.
Person 1: No way.
Person 2: (Disappointment)

by Branta NoName February 18, 2019